Q
Ok, heres a random question. Whats your thoughts on June. Im just asking you this because Im super bored. Like, really, really, really bored.
Anonymous
A

Jun? I dunno. She seems like she’d be great in a fight. Good sense of humor. She’s kinda a jerk though. She’d fit in pretty well on the Freedom Fighters. Longshot doesn’t like her.

-Smellerbee.

ms jun is nice.

-love, the duke.


WHERE THE HELL IS PIPSQUEAK.

-Smellerbee.


Okay really. Where is Pipsqueak.

ask-jet:

ask-freedomfighters:

We’re starting to flip out.

Jet? Help?

-Smellerbee.

Pipsqueak is undercover on my orders.

Now shush Smellerbee before you blow his secret identity.

-Jet

Well… If you say so, boss. He said he’d only be a day. But… I guess you’d know better than I would, hah. Not my mission.

-Smellerbee.

i hope he’s okay.

-love, the duke.


Okay really. Where is Pipsqueak.

We’re starting to flip out.

Jet? Help?

-Smellerbee.


Q
Punctuality and respect is important!
Alright, reschedule for tomorrow morning, don't be late.
A

You got it, boss! We’ll be there this time. 

Ah, there was another thing… There are a few people who want to join up. Some ex-Dai Li. A really sad kid from the Northern Water Tribe. An older Fire Nation lady. What should I say?


Q
This is for Longshot,
ahem.
You be a bad ass.
That is all.
A

He nodded in thanks.

-Smellerbee.


Q
Smellerbee. The Duke.
Where were you two at training?
HUH?
>:/
- Jet
A

Um.. Sorry, boss. I was just trying to finish the poem I started yesterday sharpening my knife. It won’t happen again! Same time tomorrow?

-Smellerbee.

wha? what day is it?

-love, the duke.


Seriously, where the heck is Pipsqueak? He should’ve been back by now…

-Smellerbee.


Q
Well, I love you too, The Duke, but I was talking about Smellerbee and Longshot - a.k.a. SMELLERSHOT! <3
Anonymous
A

um… okay… i guess i’ll just leave then…

-love, the duke


Q
YOU GUYS KASHLSKFJHKH I LOVE YOU TWO <3
Anonymous
A

i don’t get it.

-love, the duke.


Q
Smellerbee. EVERYTHING is Tumblr appropriate.
Anonymous
A

He’s not just a perfect with his arrows.

I’m just gonna go now.

Good night.

-Smellerbee

… O.O 

-Longshot


Q
We've only heard from Smellerbee on this matter. Longshot - Care to comment (YOU ADORABLE THING)?
Anonymous
A

Uh. He kinda blushed and scratched his nose. I could tell you what that means, but I guess it’s not really tumblr appropriate…

What am I doing. GET TO WORK YOU NINNY

-Smellerbee.


Q
Fine. SO TELL US HOW YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER.
Anonymous
A

Oh, I dunno. You people are nosy! ‘Shot and I had to carry Jet on our backs by ourselves all the way from Ba Sing Se to the Eastern Air Temple. We had… I dunno. A dream, at the same time, telling us to go there so Jet could get healed. Whatever. Anyways, it was a long trip with really just the two of us and a guy in a coma. So. Yeah.

-Smellerbee.


Q
Longshot, OMG you're too presh <3
SO WHEN ARE YOU TWO GETTING MARRIED?
Anonymous
A

We’re still really young! I’m, like, fifteen! I think.

Anyways, I’m not marrying anybody. Not until there’s somebody else to take over the crew (ahem Jet) and not until we get the Duke a real home and stuff.

-Smellerbee.


Q
I HAVE NOTHING TO BE DOING EXCEPT TELLING YOU HOW CUTE YOU TWO ARE.
Anonymous
A

ANON YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH AND WARRIORS DON’T BLUSH

-Smellerbee.

thanks.

-longshot.